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    Regula cu un picior se aplica in NCAA, nu si in NFL.
    "Sometimes, getting up in the morning and brushing your teath is the hardest part of the day - it all just hurts." Tom Brady

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    Ati patit careva la DC++ sa nu termine de downlodat? Mi se opreste la 100%, nu verifica tht-u, doar sta.
    And, kid, cut out this fancy stuff - go in there, low and hard;
    Just keep your eye upon the ball and plug on, yard by yard,
    And more than all, when you are thrown or tumbled with a crack,
    Don't sit there whining-hustle up and keep on coming back;

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    ai incercat sa inkizi dcul si sa il redeskizi? (de obicei restartul merge la orice problema de calculator)

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    Astea fac parte din categoria bruce lee il bate pe van dame.
    Degeaba balbaie reciveru` ala mingea (sau are posesia) daca risca sa isi piarda capul
    "Having a reciver hear your footsteps, and know he's about to get lit up... Nothing feels that good."

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    Da...sport.ro ca de obicei, daca nu e vorba de soccer, habar n-are despre alte sporturi. Sa-mi spuna si mie cand a fost impuscat in CAP Taylor...Sa mai citeasca si ei stirile...
    BRONCOS / 1997 / 1998 / 2015 / CHAMPIONS

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    cel mai tare clip pe care l-am vazut in ultimul timp...

    Don't scare a brother


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGFv_MhpXqM

    spoiler: bine ca nu a avut pistol la el

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    Last edited by A.k.a; 11th December 2007 at 22:16.
    And, kid, cut out this fancy stuff - go in there, low and hard;
    Just keep your eye upon the ball and plug on, yard by yard,
    And more than all, when you are thrown or tumbled with a crack,
    Don't sit there whining-hustle up and keep on coming back;

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    Bob SSanders-isms

    Asta am copiat dintr-un post de pe forumul Colts. Enjoy!

    The amount of land covering the earth's surface is 30 percent.
    The remaining 70 percent is covered by Bob Sanders.

    Bob Sanders visited the Virgin Islands once - they are now called just "The Islands"

    Bob Sanders can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

    Bob Sanders gave Mona Lisa that smile.

    Bob Sanders can slam a revolving door.

    The chief export of Bob Sanders is Pain.

    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Bob Sanders 3. Cancer

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bob Sanders.

    Bob Sanders is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    Bob Sanders doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Bob Sanders uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

    Crop circles are Bob Sanders' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

    The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Bob Sanders out. It failed miserably.

    When Bob Sanders sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Bob Sanders has not had to pay taxes, ever.

    Bob Sanders can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

    Bob Sanders is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Bob Sanders.

    There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Bob Sanders has breathed on.

    When Bob Sanders falls in water, Bob Sanders doesn't get wet. Water gets Bob Sandersed.

    Bob Sanders ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

    If you Google search "Bob Sanders getting his *** kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

    Bob Sanders once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

    Bob Sanders can judge a book by its cover.

    Bob Sanders built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Bob intercepted all three bullets. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    Bob Sanders once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

    Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Bob Sanders' basement".

    Bob Sanders qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

    Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Bob Sanders is on.

    If Bob Sanders wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

    Bob Sanders doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

    The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Bob Sanders and three seven year old girls.

    When you play Monopoly with Bob Sanders, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars.

    Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Bob Sanders's kindergarten class.

    Bob Sanders played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    Everyone on the Colts defense is either Good, Great, or BOB FREAKIN' SANDERS!!!

    Bob Sanders built a fully functioning nuclear reactor out of aluminum siding, plywood, and busted up concrete using a hammer, needle nose pliers, and a blow dryer. By gawd if that thing didn't operate at 121% efficiency. He sold power back to Massachusetts Electric to help pay his dry-cleaning bill.

    Some people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears a #21 Colts jersey.

    4 hours before every Colts game, Bob Sanders spends 15 minutes solving integral calculus word problems.

    Bob Sanders turned down an invitation to sit on Intel's board....claimed he didn't like the design of the Pentium processor....said it was too slow.

    Bob Sanders both crashed the Colts board and ruined the post order system by staring at his screen, just because he felt like it.

    When Bob Sanders executes a push-up, he does not push himself up. He pushes the earth down.

    There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Bob Sanders allows to live.

    Superman wears Bob Sanders underwear.

    The military rushed in on Bob Sanders. They said, "sorry Bob. We thought those were the weapons of mass destruction."
    Bob said, "nah, fellas. I'm just doin' a lil' work with the freeweights. Those are my ARMS!"

    Bob doesn't need to have a platinum record, he consistently delivers the big hits.

    Tom Brady can throw a football 60 yards... Bob Sanders can throw Tom Brady farther..

    Bob sanders is so good, they named this century after his jersey number

    Why do you think they have a 21 gun salute? to salute leaders or royalty? it's a 21 gun salute to Bob freakin' Sanders!

    In 21 AD, Rome started manufacturing pens and writing tools? why? to write about Bob Sanders

    How old do you have to be to purchase a gun? 21? why? because that's Bob's number and he says so

    Bob once played cards in a casino. He won so much money they named a game after his number.

    The 21st amendment repealed the 18th amendment (kind of funny since moss's old number was 18), which ended prohibition? Why? Because it wasn't right not to be able to enjoy a cold beer while watching Bob Sanders play football.

    Dice were created in bob sanders's honor. Add up all the numbers on the face of a die (1+2+3+4+5+6) = ?

    They created a basketball game (21) after bob sanders. why? it wasn't right that his greatness only be limited to football.

    The atomic bomb is based upon Bob Sander's DNA.

    The 7 Day War only lasted that long because they threaten to unleash Bob Sanders.

    Guns do not kill people, Bob Sanders kills people.

    Many years ago Bob Sanders appeared on Jeopardy. He DID NOT have to give his answers in form of a question. He later on coached Ken Jennings to Jeopardy greatness.

    While in kindergarten, Bob Sanders crafted a frictionless bearing out of cotton balls for a science fair. He won first prize. These bearings are now used in the main rocket engines for the space shuttle and as the main spindle bearing upon which the Wheel of Fortune spins.

    Bob Sanders refuses to travel through tornado ally during tornado season for fear of killing someone stalking him.

    He doesn't want to get on Roger Goodell's shat list

    The great plains are here because Bob's dad gave him a toy hatchet at age 6.

    The Department of Energy plans to solve the energy crisis with droplets of Bob Sander's sweat.

    The Arctic ice began receding after Bob Sanders visited Canada.

    The Air Force will fire Bob Sanders at any asteroid or comet threatening the Earth.

    Bob Sanders ate the Earth's entire supply of Kryptonite to make things safer for Superman.

    Daca nu v-ati plictisit deja, aici este link-ul
    http://www2.indystar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212261
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    Da, astea seamana cu alea cu Chuck Norris
    And, kid, cut out this fancy stuff - go in there, low and hard;
    Just keep your eye upon the ball and plug on, yard by yard,
    And more than all, when you are thrown or tumbled with a crack,
    Don't sit there whining-hustle up and keep on coming back;

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    Sunt tot alea, numai ca au inlocuit pe Chuck cu Bob. Chuck cred ca e furios :scared:

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    Primul mai degraba e norocos ca a scapat din atatea
    And, kid, cut out this fancy stuff - go in there, low and hard;
    Just keep your eye upon the ball and plug on, yard by yard,
    And more than all, when you are thrown or tumbled with a crack,
    Don't sit there whining-hustle up and keep on coming back;

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    logic ca e norocos...a scapat cu viata din atatea accidente si a mai si castigat la LOTO ... nu vad unde e ghinionul !
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    Eu am vazut asa ceva numai ca era vorba despre Luongo, portarul celor de la Vancouver Canucks, NHL
    Never Die Easy

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    Pentru cine stie sa-mi dea detalii...Nu prea inteleg sistemul de imperechere din fotbalul american.Fiecare echipa dintr-o conferinta joaca numai cu echipele din aceeasi conferinta?Deci,in fiecare an sunt aceleasi si aceleasi meciuri?Daca nu,cum se stabileste programul,se trage la sorti?Si cate luni se joaca pe an?

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    uite aici cum s-a facut programul pentru sezoanlele 2002->2009

    http://www.footballinjuries.com/rotation.htm
    [url]www.warriors.ro[/url]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sifodias View Post
    Pentru cine stie sa-mi dea detalii...Nu prea inteleg sistemul de imperechere din fotbalul american.Fiecare echipa dintr-o conferinta joaca numai cu echipele din aceeasi conferinta?Deci,in fiecare an sunt aceleasi si aceleasi meciuri?Daca nu,cum se stabileste programul,se trage la sorti?Si cate luni se joaca pe an?
    Vezi un post mai vechi de-al meu (primul de pe pagina din link)
    http://www.onlinesport.ro/forum/show...?t=8968&page=7
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    De la un Colts fan

    Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
    God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a
    faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for
    eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up
    here."

    Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
    the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
    3-story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
    flagpole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and in every window,
    an Indianapolis Colts towel.

    Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
    but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I
    even went to the Hall of Fame."

    God said "So what's your point, Tom?"

    "Well, why does Peyton Manning get a better house than me?"
    God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Peyton's house, it's mine."
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    Foarte tare

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    Multumesc pentru raspunsuri...Mi se pare extraordinar de complicat sistemul!Nu inteleg de ce nu stabilesc niste reguli simple si clare pentru program.

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