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  1. 16th September 2009, 20:59 #484
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    Quote Originally Posted by luluta View Post
    Da, ai putea sa te razi. Dar daca ei nu-i plac barbosii?
    Porumbeii ii poti tine lejer in balcon sau in mansarda blocului.

    Asta cu porumbeii e sigura, cu barba mergi la risc.
    STAU LA CASA SI AM CASA IN CONSTRUCTII UNDE O CHEM LA MINE ?

    INCERCA FAZA CU BARBA SA VAD DACA IESE CEVA
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    .. de clona ..
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  4. 16th September 2009, 21:20 #486
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    Ce atat va complicati? Pustiule, te duci la fata ii bagi limba (a ta) in gura si gata!
    Am facut descoperirea secolului XXI!!! Unitatea de masura pentru prostie este: "Geoana" cu derivatii "Kilogeoana" sau "Miligeoana", precum si derivatul "Vanghelie"= 50 "Geoana"...=))
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    Quote Originally Posted by ogip000 View Post
    Ce atat va complicati? Pustiule, te duci la fata ii bagi limba (a ta) in gura si gata!
    LoL daca imi da vreun sut la O_O
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    ^ Si daca nu? Chiar daca iti da, ce nu te-ai mai lovit acolo?:limba:
    Am facut descoperirea secolului XXI!!! Unitatea de masura pentru prostie este: "Geoana" cu derivatii "Kilogeoana" sau "Miligeoana", precum si derivatul "Vanghelie"= 50 "Geoana"...=))
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    Bai frate , incepe macelul din Sevillia, in care Urzicenenii si-o vor loa serios in barba , si voi tot la clonila asta ati ramas ?

    Sa-ti zic ceva clonescule, NU AI UMOR cu povestea ta de dragoste. M-ai plictisit.

    LUPTA BANELE! Pardon, Steaua joaca maine... LUPTA URZICENIULE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportuRege View Post
    Bai frate , incepe macelul din Sevillia, in care Urzicenenii si-o vor loa serios in barba , si voi tot la clonila asta ati ramas ?

    Sa-ti zic ceva clonescule, NU AI UMOR cu povestea ta de dragoste. M-ai plictisit.

    LUPTA BANELE! Pardon, Steaua joaca maine... LUPTA URZICENIULE!!!

    ( ESS-ule trimite pe pm cam cine e clonilescu asta , mersi neigborule )
    ... am mai dat reply ca nul cunosc pe pe lord sau cum il cheama si voi tot insistati ..
    Si tu cum erai frate a varsta mea de 14 ani ? Sa zici ca erai al dreq si sareau fetele pe tine
    Asa suntem toti la inceput cand ne indragostim de cineva ...
    Daca nu ma crezi intra in pagina de admin a forumului sa vezi daca mai am conturi pe ip
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  9. 16th September 2009, 21:50 #491
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    Quote Originally Posted by ogip000 View Post
    ^ Si daca nu? Chiar daca iti da, ce nu te-ai mai lovit acolo?:limba:
    Bda dar doare rau de tot
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    LORDULEEEEE...unde esti pentru a lumina acest tanar nefericit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by d4z View Post
    Frate tu esti prost de puti am mai dat reply ca nul cunosc pe pe lord sau cum il cheama si voi tot insistati ..
    Si tu cum erai frate a varsta mea de 14 ani ? Sa zici ca erai al dreq si sareau fetele pe tine
    Asa suntem toti la inceput cand ne indragostim de cineva ...
    Daca nu ma crezi intra in pagina de admin a forumului sa vezi daca mai am conturi pe ip
    o zis el in postu ala ceva de lord?D
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    Quote Originally Posted by hopshio View Post
    o zis el in postu ala ceva de lord?D
    e atat de natarau incat se da singur de gol
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    Quote Originally Posted by IS CINEVA View Post
    e atat de natarau incat se da singur de gol
    Credeti ce vrei n00bilor !
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    credeti= crede-ti
    ce vrei= ce vreti

    stim ce sa credem

    si nu stiu care ii mai n00b..eu ca te acuz sau tu ca esti disperat dupa o fata si vrei sa iti faci o prietena...
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    Quote Originally Posted by d4z View Post
    Credeti ce vrei n00bilor !
    Deci n00bilor care sunteti voi n00bi!
    Am zis!
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    d4z:2 a1 un f1x cu c1fr3l3?
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    Quote Originally Posted by luluta View Post
    Da, ai putea sa te razi. Dar daca ei nu-i plac barbosii?
    Porumbeii ii poti tine lejer in balcon sau in mansarda blocului.

    Asta cu porumbeii e sigura, cu barba mergi la risc.

    luluta,luluta...
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    Quote Originally Posted by luluta View Post
    Da, ai putea sa te razi. Dar daca ei nu-i plac barbosii?
    Porumbeii ii poti tine lejer in balcon sau in mansarda blocului.

    Asta cu porumbeii e sigura, cu barba mergi la risc.
    cata intelepciune
    sa facem un poll?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SportuRege View Post

    ( ESS-ule trimite pe pm cam cine e clonilescu asta , mersi neigborule )
    eu as zice sa te bucuri de noul inceput in liniste...
    sa nu incepem iar, ca am treburi mai importante de facut in viata, mariuse, decat sa navighez in cerc pe ols.
    vrei?
    Pun multe virgule, fara sens!
    Doar sa'ntrebe semidoctul, crescut, de, Google, de, ce!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ess Fuel View Post
    eu as zice sa te bucuri de noul inceput in liniste...
    sa nu incepem iar, ca am treburi mai importante de facut in viata, mariuse, decat sa navighez in cerc pe ols.
    vrei?
    Ess,nu stiu cum se poate ca o clona sa posteze aici...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IS CINEVA View Post
    LORDULEEEEE...unde esti pentru a lumina acest tanar nefericit?
    lordul asteapta cutremurul e ca liderul unei secte(nu mai stiu cum se cheama) care in fiecare an merg pe un munte si asteapta extraterestrii or something dar macar ala le vinde adeptilor niste costume speciale pt a putea trece in alta dimensiune
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  22. 17th September 2009, 12:20 #504
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