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  1. 27th July 2018, 11:29 #1219
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    E cam mare curbura la 13. Parca ar merge 7.
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    acum sa va vad!
    ce reprezinta imaginea de mai jos?
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  4. 8th August 2018, 17:12 #1221
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    Asta e usoara. Nivel "student".
    E o capcana pentru gandaci!
    P$D iti vrea binele...nu-l lasa sa ti-l ia!
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    corect!!!
    hai cu urmatoarea!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hingherul View Post
    Asta e usoara. Nivel "student".
    E o capcana pentru gandaci!
    Ne zici, te rog, cum se face?
    N-am avut ocazia sa locuiesc cu studenti inventivi.
    Desi sa imparti vodca cu gandacii mi s-ar parea o risipa.
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  7. 13th August 2018, 12:14 #1224
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    E simplu. Gandacioiul vede sarea si infuleca din ea ca prostul crezand ca e zahar. Apoi i se face sete si confunda vodca cu apa. Ametit, se impiedica de batul de chibrit, da cu capul de piatra, face comotie si moare.
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    Iancu si FC Timisoara, prima grupare mafiota care a primit o mica pedeapsa. FRF-DNA 1-0.
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    Esti scuzat ca n-ai inteles din prima, iti trebuie un IQ gen Sevilla s-ai macar o sansa sa te prinzi!


    Intrebarea care se pune e ce te faci daca gandacul vine din partea opusa? Ei vezi, p-asta n-au mai anticipat-o istetii!
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  10. 14th August 2018, 10:12 #1227
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    E foolproof capacana, n-ai inteles.
    Sunt asezate in serie si el inevitabil va face traseul sare->vodca. Deci urmeaza batul si piatra.
    Daca vine din sens opus, se duce tot la sare, ocolind piatra, fara sa-si dea seama ce i se pregateste.
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    Hinghi, hai cu alta problema...
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  12. 15th October 2018, 19:21 #1229
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    Cate zile de nastere are in medie o femeie in Japonia la o speranta de viata de 83,84 de ani?
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    Una.
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  14. 16th October 2018, 00:27 #1231
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    Corect
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    Iar s-au strans istetii intre ei, au crescut apele forumului.
    The difference between a good and an awesome diplomat is the ability to reconcile the arrogant assholes with the scardy whiners, it's almost an art really!
    I know because I'M BOTH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny D View Post
    Iar s-au strans istetii intre ei.
    nu-i o problema daca te simti exclus, tu ai noroc in dragoste.
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  17. 16th October 2018, 11:15 #1234
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    Daca ar fi sa ma iau dupa dragoste, sunt cel mai istet de-aici! Ca de avut bani, si saracia-mi plange de mila!
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  18. 16th October 2018, 15:52 #1235
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    Un bărbat si fiul său biologic au fost implicati într-un accident de masină. Bărbatul a murit în drum spre spital, însă copilul a fost dus în grabă în sala de operatii. Odată ajuns acolo, medicul chirurg a zis ''Acesta este fiul meu biologic!''€ť Poate fi adevărat? De ce?
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  19. 16th October 2018, 18:03 #1236
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    Pai, era maica-sa
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    Hai sa pun si eu vreo doua tot in genul asta.


    Unde gasesti drumuri fara masini, paduri fara copaci si orase fara case?


    Doua fete au aceeasi mama, s-au nascut in aceeasi zi, in aceeasi luna si in acelasi an dar nu sunt gemene. Cum explicati?


    Revin cu raspuns in 48 de ore daca nu raspunde nimeni corect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leo View Post
    Hinghi, hai cu alta problema...
    Imi pare rau, eu sunt un tip neconflictual!
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  22. 16th October 2018, 18:50 #1239
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sevilla86 View Post
    Hai sa pun si eu vreo doua tot in genul asta.


    Unde gasesti drumuri fara masini, paduri fara copaci si orase fara case?

    Pe harta.
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