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    Niste visinii urca in clasament. Cum coboara?
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    campioni, as usual, hingherule...

    vrei sa depui 1 leu la banca.
    banca delaparisului iti da dobanda de 100% pe an (adica dupa un an ai 1 leu in plus)
    banca delaolteniei iti da dobanda 50% la 6 luni
    banca ess-ului iti da 0.27% pe zi dobanda

    cati lei ai dupa un an, daca mergi la banca lui delaoltenia? dar cati lei daca mergi la ess?

    hint: numarul lui euler
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ess View Post
    campioni, as usual, hingherule...
    Gresit! Coboara.. Rapid.
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    nu ti teme...

    mno... problema grea de gimnaziu? sunteti atat de slabi, incat ma mir ca se mai face dimineata...
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    Coltzul distractiv al nutretzului.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ess View Post

    cati lei ai dupa un an, daca mergi la banca lui delaoltenia? dar cati lei daca mergi la ess?
    2,25 si vreo 2,67-2,68.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Utilizator View Post
    2,25 si vreo 2,67-2,68.
    aproape corect.
    delaoltenia = 1*(1+1/2)^2=2.25
    ess = 1*(1+1/365)^365=2.71.... = nr lui euler

    hai cu urmatoarea
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    mda, 2,71 e corect, nu-mi dau seama de ce am scris 2,68 ca am folosit aceeasi formula si rezultatul e unic. Graba strica treaba.

    te rog pune tot tu.
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    un unghi dreptunghic are un unghi de 32 de grade.
    cat au celelalte unghiuri ale triunghiului?

    clasa a 7-a!
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    ?? vrei sa spui un triunghi dreptunghic sau asta e cioaca problemei?
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    triunghi, sorry!
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    hai ba!
    ...sa nu sti sa scazi din 180, un unghi drept si unu' de 32 de grade.
    de ce v-ati facut cont?
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    eu am lasat celor mai tineri dintre noi sansa de a se remarca la problema asta
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    Numiti un cuvant care este scris incorect in dictionar.
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    Corect.
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    Cum poate un om sa supravietuiasca fara sa doarma 10 zile la rand?
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    Doarme noptile...

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    Corect!
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    Ce le stie, Leo! Bravo!
    The difference between a good and an awesome diplomat is the ability to reconcile the arrogant assholes with the scardy whiners, it's almost an art really!
    I know because I'M BOTH!

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    Pe asta sa nu o luati prea in serios.

    De ce sunt femeile si copiii evacuati primii intr-un dezastru?
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