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  1. 16th February 2011, 17:27 #43
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    Essule, de unde le scoti, bre?
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  3. 16th February 2011, 17:32 #44
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    din putzu' gandirii.
    raspuns: o coincidenta.

    hai ma leo, pune tu intrebarea, nu ma fa sa stric bunatate de thread cu tampenile mele
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  4. 16th February 2011, 17:34 #45
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    Din astea mai simple.

    Intr-un acvariu sunt 10 pesti.Unul se inneaca.Cati pesti au ramas in acvariu?
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    numa chuck norris a reusit sa inece un peste.
    deci raman doar 10 fantome de peste pt ca moartea nu poate procesa asa de repede precum ucide chuck norris...
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  6. 16th February 2011, 17:38 #47
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    Corect.
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  7. 16th February 2011, 17:41 #48
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    Cine este omul in fata caruia toti barbatii isi scot palaria?
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    nu va jucati cu ess. plm, e injiner
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  9. 16th February 2011, 17:43 #50
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    Basescu? (scuze, sa nu o dam pe politica.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leodacin View Post
    Din astea mai simple.

    Intr-un acvariu sunt 10 pesti.Unul se inneaca.Cati pesti au ramas in acvariu?
    eu inca nu am inteles exact ce face pestele ala.
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  11. 16th February 2011, 17:44 #52
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    Bun raspunsul, dar nu cel mai corect.
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  12. 16th February 2011, 17:45 #53
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    Hm. Palarierul? Femeia?
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    e frizerul bre
    P$D iti vrea binele...nu-l lasa sa ti-l ia!
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  14. 16th February 2011, 17:46 #55
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    Corect Hingherule. Hai cu intrebarea.
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    pt testul urmator, FOLOSITI UN CALCULATOR DE BUZUNAR!!!!!!!

    142 de petroliere americane si 154 de petroliere rusesti se bat pe 69 de km2 -:
    tastati:14215469 pe calculatorul de buzunar.

    lupta dureaza 5 zile
    deci 14215469 x 5

    cine castiga?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hingherul View Post
    e frizerul bre
    Aiurea, poti sa te duci la frizer si sa nu iti scoti palaria. O tii pe chelie si te tunde in jur. Raman la parerea ca singurul barbat in fata caruia toti barbatii isi scot palaria e femeia.
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  17. 16th February 2011, 17:48 #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by leodacin View Post
    Corect Hingherule. Hai cu intrebarea.
    il las pe injiner
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    As pune eu una pt ca s-a pomenit de palarie...

    Cine intra intr-o pescarie, isi scoate palaria si spune "sarut mainile doamnelor"
    o să fie mereu bani și curve și bețivi,
    până-n ultima clipă,
    pân-o să cadă și ultima bombă
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hingherul View Post
    il las pe injiner
    E prea subtil, am luat-o de dimineata cu subtilitatile lui Zebe si inchei cu ale lui Ess. Macar de la Ess aflam raspunsurile, de la Zebe nu.
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    Vadime, tunsoare gen castron? Cum sa nu-ti scoti palaria la frizer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumbescu View Post
    As pune eu una pt ca s-a pomenit de palarie...
    servus ciocoflender!
    ti-a iesit operatia de schimbare de sex?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumbescu View Post
    As pune eu una pt ca s-a pomenit de palarie...

    Cine intra intr-o pescarie, isi scoate palaria si spune "sarut mainile doamnelor"
    un orb
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