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Thread: The One And Only...The Outrageous Emanuel Sandhu -*Pamflet*

  1. 27th January 2008, 09:57 #85
    Morom3t3
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    iete unde erau fetele, la strip-tease cu latino!
    si eu, naivul, credeam ca dorm cu ursuletii in brate de nu comenteaza vorbele bahice ale asistentei aleia.

    Nu ma enervati ca fac urat!
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  3. 27th January 2008, 10:10 #86
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    Da pe tine cine te-a enervat? Nici macar nu ai ascultat noul CD al lui Emanele Sandhu-e frumusete canadiana, nu latino sa retii pe viitor
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  4. 27th January 2008, 10:11 #87
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    hai k styu ca de fapt vrei albumu le emanele the canadian wonder sausage [app...n'am ales sausage asa la nimereala...stim cu totii sensu cuvantului carnat atunci cand te referi la o persoana]....si o sa ti'o ofer in curand..ai nitzica rabdare
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  5. 27th January 2008, 13:11 #88
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    am primit un mail de la secretara secretarei secretarei lu emanele[daaa:dance: in sfarsit si'a gasit si secretara secretarei lu sandhu secretara....deci in sfarsit veti primi cd'urile]...si in acest mail mi'a povestit ce o facut emanele ieri [o sa traduc in romana]
    8:00 ... s'a trezit
    8:10: s'a spalat pe fatza
    8:12: si'a dat cu fond de ten
    8:15: si'a dat cu ruj
    8:20 - 10.00: s'a hotarat cu ce sa se imbrace
    10:00 - 11:25: s'a imbracat
    11:30 - 12:00 s'a hotarat cu ce sa se incalte
    12:00- 12:15 s'a incaltat
    12:25: a plecat din casa
    12:25 - 14:00: a dat autografe fanilor care in asteptau in fatza casei
    14:15: s'a urcat in limuzina
    18:00: o ajuns la studioul d inregistrari [i'o luat mult k l'au urmarit papparazzi si va dati si voi seama cati erau si ce trafic si nebunie s'o creat]
    18:00 - 21:00: o inregistrat un nou hit: "Atll the women loveS me"
    21:00 - 23:00: o dat autografe fanilor care l'au asteptat in fatza studioului
    23:00 - 01:00 - din nou urmarit de papparazzi...infern pe strazile canadei...mai ceva k'n cazu britney spears
    01:00: a ajuns acasa
    01:00 - 01:40: s'a schimbat de haine
    01:45 - 02:30 : s'a demachiat
    02:30 - 03:15: si'a dat cu crema de noapte...alea,alea
    03:15 - 03:17: o facut un dus SCURT
    03:20: s'o culcat
    04:00 o adormit
    04:00 - 09:00: s'a visat
    asadar...doamnelor si domnilor...asa arata o zi din viata celui mai talentat om de pe pamant...idolul nostru: Emanele Sandhu The Canadian Wonder Sausage

    p.s: citi si orele

    p.s 2: azi in locu studioului d in registrari va fi patinuarul [face cu schimbul]
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  6. 27th January 2008, 13:27 #89
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    All the women loveS me? u crazy again...
    Da credeam ca Emanele nu se demachiaza decat ft rar..stii tu...prea multe lucruri de facut
    Title: O zi din viata unui Rockstar!
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  7. 27th January 2008, 13:31 #90
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    se demacheaza tuh k are grija de tenul sau
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  8. 27th January 2008, 13:33 #91
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    Da, da..sa traiti, am inteles!Da sub-sub-secretara de pe ce meleaguri a cules-o?
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  9. 27th January 2008, 13:40 #92
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    olanda [sper k intelegeti aluzia]
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  10. 27th January 2008, 14:08 #93
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    saracu' d el...vad ca d mancat nici n'are timp cum naiba rezista in ritmul asta?
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  11. 27th January 2008, 14:17 #94
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    am uitat sa specific..in fuga sa nebuna de papparazzi emanele o mancat in mashina...si d asemenea la studiou a consumat o punga de chio chip cu smantana[yuck] si a banut o sticla de sprite la 1 litru
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  12. 27th January 2008, 14:18 #95
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    la WC la c ora s'a dus?
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  13. 27th January 2008, 14:20 #96
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    de mai multe ori,..de 4 ori mai exact...inca mai cauta in agenda orele exacte secretara secretarei secretarei lu sandhu
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  14. 27th January 2008, 14:32 #97
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    mai are rost sa intreb si ce'a facut la WC? adica se stie ce'a facut, da' c? mai exact e un amanunt prea important ca sa'l scapam...
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  15. 27th January 2008, 14:34 #98
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    pey...s'a spalat pe maini..o facut pishu...si iar s'o spalat pe maini
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  16. 27th January 2008, 14:37 #99
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    decat pisu'?
    si se spala p maini si inainte? dc? sa nu i se infecteze?
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  17. 27th January 2008, 18:49 #100
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    ...e obsedat sa fie mereu curat..deh...aste e mai mult decat metrosexual
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  18. 27th January 2008, 18:53 #101
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    Dar ce este cu limbajul acesta...fetelor? Ade, pe tine ce te intereseaza ce face Emanele la toaleta?!!Te rog frumos..nu ma dezamagi..nu te stiam asa curioasa
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  19. 27th January 2008, 18:55 #102
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    sfatu meu e ca daca vrea asa mult sa alfe....sa se duca dupa el la toaleta candva
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  20. 27th January 2008, 18:56 #103
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    My advice, too!
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  21. 27th January 2008, 18:57 #104
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    gata ade...stii ce ai de facut....oricum nu cred k ai prea multe de vazut
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  22. 27th January 2008, 19:07 #105
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    Asta inseamna ca stii mai multe decat spui!ahaaaaaa, Lala stieeeeee! ce-ai vazut, a?!
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