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  1. 29th March 2019, 22:37 #1261
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny D View Post
    Distratul Sevilliu Pontziu, primata superioara de pamant!
    Da!

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    Dinamo s-a robotizat!? Eu n-as rade in locul tau...
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    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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    I've discovered something really fun the other day, watching stand up with... other people included in the video! o_o'
    Sounds weird, I know, but I've seen Bill Burr before, all this shait and it was good, but with people alongside seems to be even better for some reason. It's a new trend on youtube I reckon, and more namely this 2 black dudes,... watch these videos, if you don't laugh Ur ass off, I dunno if nature blessed you with any sense of humor:

    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5t5oxPX_lY - How You Know The N Word Is Coming
    2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fc_38z4HJQ - No Reason To Hit A Woman
    3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0G18YQM9ys - Movie Racial Stereotypes
    4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h5G_a4JdmU - The Most Difficult Job On The Planet
    5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCNM2NNfFzc - Epidemic Of Gold Digging Whores
    6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnBz9KYZHHk - I’m Sick Of Michelle Obama
    7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kwfv4m8O-c - Some People Need Lotion
    8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zebLrK2VPQ - White vs Black Athletes and Hitler
    9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JWenOHOP2o - Black Friends, Clothes & Harlem

    I think Blacksie loves this guy, or would if he would like stand up. This guy is no friend of stupid people.
    I can't figure out how people can't like stand up, it's like the overhaul basis for laughter. Especially Bill Bur who also teaches you REAL stuff while you laugh, which is a God-sent talent if you ask me, but whatevs... to each his own.


    PS: History of Japan told funny, watched with 3 black people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yMEZ3xpGhw
    aaaaaaaaaand History of the Universe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCmF0JiRp_k - dibs on this guys thoughts. It's cool seeing these 2 black dudes not understanding the process of 1st atoms formation H and He and then the clumping together of those gasses under gravity => formation of starts, but still by watching this they do get a feel of how things have happened. Cool way to tell the tell, and in record time!
    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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    10. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4zsql5tSso Old Man Face
    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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  5. 10th April 2019, 23:32 #1264
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YInjWx9uK9A
    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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  6. 7th May 2019, 09:24 #1265
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    http://i.imgur.com/tnvvW4O.gif
    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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  7. 11th May 2019, 18:08 #1266
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    Eu in Iad.


    *Satan strănută*

    Eu:

    Sa-ti dea Dumnezeu sănătate!

    Satan:
    Ce ma?
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  8. 27th July 2019, 04:58 #1267
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    S'up dude!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmyLagebU2k

    (Te caci pe tine de ras.)
    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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  9. 29th August 2019, 22:32 #1268
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glNhQ_ysuls

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  10. 2nd September 2019, 09:36 #1269
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    Daca ai talent la fotbal, ce-ti mai trebuie si la vorbit?
    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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  11. 31st October 2019, 23:16 #1270
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    Trump Vs Obama: on killing Bin Laden Vs. killing Al-Baghdadi

    Nici nu le mai trebuie campanie electorala democratilor!
    Doar sa ruleze clipul asta la nesfarsit!
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    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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  12. 6th February 2020, 08:42 #1271
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    Si-au acoperit clipu ala, futa-i Dumnecat!
    Nu-l mai gasesti cu search pe youtube, doar daca stii linkul poti sa-l vezi!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBegAXluK2Y

    Luv you, luv you, but... just... lemme take....
    Ok, guy, yes, luv you, luv you, just... one more try...

    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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  13. 22nd March 2020, 23:49 #1272
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny D View Post
    Trump Vs Obama: on killing Bin Laden Vs. killing Al-Baghdadi

    Nici nu le mai trebuie campanie electorala democratilor!
    Doar sa ruleze clipul asta la nesfarsit!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsBOWSjOLsE

    Au scos videoclipu ala, tre pus altu.
    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E24_PNgDzGE


    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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  15. 23rd May 2020, 00:31 #1274
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    Jerry the destroyer! D:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgr79FwZo1w

    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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  16. 6th June 2020, 21:05 #1275
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    Cel care rade la urma, rade mai bine!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRN99zNjRHY

    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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  17. 9th June 2020, 13:18 #1276
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    Ce discutie am avut cu unu legata de videoclipul de mai sus!
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    Watching that makes me ponder: is there anything stupid humanity's never done?
    Probably not, but I'm sure we can invent some new stupid things to do.
    And that was on camera. Imagine the stupid shait we've ever done, not registered on film! :o :laugh:
    I hope they have an archive in heaven, if I ever land there, that's the 1st section of the archive I'll look to.
    Actually the 2nd after underaged rapes, that section must be a riot! People in long lines waiting to get tickets...
      Spoiler: {option} 
    I'd go to Mohammed The Prophet "life and family activities" straight away, I can't believe girls aged 6-9 would just give themselves over freely, regardless how retarded their parents education was. REGARDLESS. Just imagine! Girl age 6 in the whatever religion, 4 centuries ago asked what's her dream day look like: Weeeeell, 10 lolly pops, 3 nice dolls and a good old love making with Mohammed at the end of the day! Right?

    I'd look also into grandma rapes, I still think they're nothing but folklore... I mean, how does that even work!? Old woman, even if I could resist your deep layered wrinkles and your overgrown mustache, your piercing smell of death and decay is just too much for a guy to bear, I have to do this? Really...? I mean... curiosity hasn't killed anyone. Anyone who wasn't found. And I'm dead anyway.

    But my dreams will be short lived( :laugh: ), as I am sure so it is in heaven as it is on earth with the censorship over indecent material, especially since the victim protection program as well as intimacy bylaws should be way more standard there than on earth. I wonder if that is also the case for stupid stuff.... they should at least give a free viewing of the stupid stuff! Right? You wouldn't need top clearance like the NSA has got over every aspect of our lives! (NSA would be obsolete in heaven as there probably aren't any terrorists there... active! lol) Probably memorandums have been made in this regard in heaven, they must have been approved by now.

    And executions! Man, would people get in lines for those!? Where the victims piss and shit themselves in the days precursors to the execution and especially during the execution itself! And there were some ugly types of executions back in the day... you won't believe reading about them now! But they happened, they were not movies or stories, but reality. And God as all knowing has them somewhere stored in good keeping, although I doubt accessing them would be so easy as a random woman picking an apple, like the last time.

    (Spoiler as it's not for everyone, kids under the age of 12 - parental agreement required)
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwV1o4fkKcA
    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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  19. 16th November 2020, 01:46 #1278
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    Cel mai tare stand-up din istorie, am vazut sute si mii de comedii si stand up comedii si e prima data cand era sa lesin, mi s-a luat lumina! Incredibil! Genial!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySli..._channel=iUmor
    Crime and punishment, an age old dilemma. Man has long sought a solution to societies ills. But at what point does the punishment itself become a crime? Sometimes it is an easy thing for a man to cry out for retribution, until he himself has walked in the foot steppes of those suffering the penalty.
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