Barclays Premier League 2016/2017

[Johnny D]

duritati in anglia nu am mai vazut.

Inseamna ca n-ai vazut ce i-a facut parazitul ala retardat de Taylor lu Eduardo da Silva. Si daca-mi amintesc bine, initial nu daduse fault nici acolo prostu. Nu stiu daca canibalismul lu Suarez poate fi considerat duritate... ma rog, ala fu caz special dar fu in PL!
Nici ce i s-a intamplat lu Ramsey n-a fost chiar frumos, chiar daca n-a intrat cu talpa, a intrat la el de zici c-a vrut sa sparga ceva record la kumite de lemne asezate orizontal sparte din lateral, a dat cat a putut sa rupa tot. Ai mai vazut tu in Bundesliga asa ceva? Si chiar i-a spart toata cariera, de fapt atat Eduardo cat si Ramsey n-aveau sa mai joace in veci ce-au jucat inainte de acele tentative de-ai lasa ologi. Noroc cu medicina moderna.


Apropo, Taylor ala mai exista in fotbal sau s-a lasat fotbalu de el?

[Johnny D]

De fapt exista o singura circumstanta cand nu e fault, daca jucatorul care s-a spart a dat in adversar si s-a rupt el! Ca la Drogba cand se lovea lumea de el ca de beton si el chiar nu avea vreo treaba sa intre in adversar. Ma-ndoiesc ca asta fu circumstanta, ca altfel isi dadea autogol sau el devia mingea. Si nimeni n-a zis nimic de asa ceva, deci e clar ca nu el a intrat in Cahill ci cel mult s-a intrat simultan. I-ai spart capul, fault, case closed.

[Cristy RVD]

se poate oare sa-i facem si lui un topic separat cum are paul?

[Johnny D]

Da, s-ar numi "Cat de penibil sa fii sa nu dai fault dar sa chemi doctorul imediat ca poate l-a omorat!? Important e c-a fost gol valabil!"
Desi tot aici o sa postez, deoarece s-a intamplat in PL, nu in avion. Dar si in avion ar fi fost fault.
Am avea atunci topicuri inrudite, al meu ar fi fix langa al tau "Cristy, robot sau doar psihopat!?" Ar fi intresant sa ne duelam in topicuri.

[Eddy DoubleD]

Anichebe s-a accidentat si va lipsi 10 saptamani (sau practic tot sezonul).

[messi19]

Io nu stiu daca e cineva familiarizat cu codul penal, daca omu murea, Cahil era pasibil de inchisoare, omor din culpa.
Important e ca n-a fost fault! Asa sa ne ajute Dumnezeu, ca e sport!

In alte campionate am vazut faze la care daca cuiva ii curgea un pic de sange, imediat fugea arbitrul cu cartonasul rosu desi in prealabil nu fu nici galben, si asta e magarie! Dar de aici pana cand sa-i spargi capul unuia si sa nu fie nici fault, e deja cealalta extrema, si una mult mai periculoasa, parerea mea. Ar trebui sa fie clar in regulament, cand un jucator cauzeaza altuia o plaga deschisa, e fault fara discutie, mai ales la cap in plm.

eii na, il scotea Alan Shore, pe motiv de nebunie temporara.

[Eddy DoubleD]

Pe Xhaka il mananca in cur sa se faca de *****. Inca nu e confirmat, dar o stii bbc ceva. http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38736988

[cr7luci]

Salut Johnny.Ce ai mancat azi ?

[Johnny D]

eii na, il scotea Alan Shore, pe motiv de nebunie temporara.

Nu ar fi fost condamnat, deoarece nu e neglijenta de vreun fel. Doar ca putea fi acuzat, e o circumstanta deoarece fotbalul nu e sport de contact letal.
Daca s-ar fi ajuns la juriu desi nu prea cred, nu l-ar fi ajutat deloc faptul ca s-a ratoit dupa gol in loc sa vada ce se-ntampla cu victima-i cazuta pe jos.

Salut Johnny.Ce ai mancat azi ?

Frustrare pe paine dupa cele 18 mil pierdute pe germani, aici trebuia sa fie profitul meu pe AO, posibil sa fi fost un pic subiectiv din cauza asta.

[Eddy DoubleD]

VVD out pentru 3 luni. Sugi **** Vardy

[Sir. Eko]

VVD out pentru 3 luni. Sugi **** Vardy

Pai?


Mkhitaryan to Radio 43 Armenia: "Mourinho is a more tactical manager than Klopp. Klopp's main tactic was to chase the ball like kids."

Urat din partea lui.

[Johnny D]

[miril]

Pai?


Mkhitaryan to Radio 43 Armenia: "Mourinho is a more tactical manager than Klopp. Klopp's main tactic was to chase the ball like kids."

Urat din partea lui.

Suna a Radio Erevan.

[Sir. Eko]

Suna a Radio Erevan.

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Mourinho aimed a dig at Klopp by saying Wembley will be "windy" for EFL final so will be difficult for Utd to win.
S-a luat si de Wenger dupa meci...e nervos Mou .

Uite si ceva amuzant.

We’ll let Hangeland, who was speaking on Norwegian radio show Heia Football, take it away

€œI only played with [Adebayor] for six months but here's a quick story, Hangeland is quoted as saying by Goal. I was playing for Fulham and he played for Spurs.

We were attacking and I was marking Adebayor in the midfield. He suddenly he said, 'Ahhh, I'm hungry.' I replied, 'What?'

I can't wait for the game to finish, I'm so hungry,' he said. Do you know a good restaurant in London, Hangeland?

Weird, huh?

HANGELAND: 'I LATE REALISED WHERE THIS CAME FROM'

€œLater when he came to Palace I started to realise where this came from, Hangeland continued. When we had strength workouts he would sit in the gym with just a cup of coffee and a muffin.

He was being paid by [Manchester] City, Tottenham and Palace at the same time, and he was sitting in the gym drinking coffee. Incredible natural talent, but very lazy.

[YoNuTzz]

mane a fost singurul jucator din cei 10 care au executat penalty-uri in camerun - senegal care a ratat.

cred ca a fost mana lui liverpool la mijloc

[Johnny D]

Excelent. Tin si io cu Liverpool meciul asta! Mane cu hat-trick!
Daca n-o fi prea obosit de la Cupa Africii, de la avioane, comutari, schimbari de peisaje, dezamagiri la ambele echipe...
La cat e platit comparativ cu alti conationali de-ai sai care au 1.5 dolari pe zi sa-si intretina familia, n-ar prea trebui sa conteze.

[Sir. Eko]

Asked what's difficult about playing at Stoke, Koeman said: "It can be windy"

I-auzi, care esti ma? Mare smecher Koeman asta.

[Eddy DoubleD]

Koeman la Arsenal Plz...

[Nadalfan]

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Mourinho aimed a dig at Klopp by saying Wembley will be "windy" for EFL final so will be difficult for Utd to win.
S-a luat si de Wenger dupa meci...e nervos Mou .

Uite si ceva amuzant.

We’ll let Hangeland, who was speaking on Norwegian radio show Heia Football, take it away

€œI only played with [Adebayor] for six months but here's a quick story, Hangeland is quoted as saying by Goal. I was playing for Fulham and he played for Spurs.

We were attacking and I was marking Adebayor in the midfield. He suddenly he said, 'Ahhh, I'm hungry.' I replied, 'What?'

I can't wait for the game to finish, I'm so hungry,' he said. Do you know a good restaurant in London, Hangeland?

Weird, huh?

HANGELAND: 'I LATE REALISED WHERE THIS CAME FROM'

€œLater when he came to Palace I started to realise where this came from, Hangeland continued. When we had strength workouts he would sit in the gym with just a cup of coffee and a muffin.

He was being paid by [Manchester] City, Tottenham and Palace at the same time, and he was sitting in the gym drinking coffee. Incredible natural talent, but very lazy.

Tot interviul cu Hangeland a fost genial.

Brede Hangelands all-time lazy 11, 3-4-3

Wayne Hennessey: He used to just lay down in the gym on one of those thick blue matts while we were working out and he just relaxed while the rest of us worked out. Increadibly uninterested in the gym.

DEFENCE

Chris Baird: Completely uninterested in the gym and cardio workouts. Whenever they were doing cardio or were in the gym hed go ask the coach "when can we go play football?"

Zdenek Grygera: Great guy, good friend. When he arrived in Fulham he went straight to the coach and said "I don't do weights", and he didn't. He was such a positive guy that it sort of ended up just being alright.

Erik "Panzer" Hagen: Great footballer and panzer center-back, he was a big, strong, guy but it must have come from his genes, certainly not from the gym. He was a wonderful man!

Midfield

Wilf Zaha: Amazing physique and very athletic, huge potential. On some mondays he'd come over to me and say "I'm starting my program now!", he'd clearly decided to start during the week-end. We'd then go to the gym together and he'd do like 5 pushups, sigh, and leave. It felt like he had a new years resolution every monday. Would be increadible if he was serious.

Jimmy Bullard: Great player, but so increadibly weak. Never interested in going into the gym, at all. Clear cut player for this team.

Mousa Dembele: You know what he's going to do but you can't stop it. Maybe the best player I've played with, will be surprised if he doesn't end up at a club like Real Madrid. Struggles a bit with his physique but what he has is natural, never lifted any weights. Increadible balance. Only player, apart from "Panzer"-Hagen on the team that had the right to not work out.

Bryan Ruiz: Costa-rican who played great everywhere but for Fulham. Was never near the gym, don't think he even knew where it was. Always wore long sleeves and gloves, wouldn't be surprised if he showed up with a scarf and beanie during games, absolutely hated being even marginally uncomfortable. If it was cold or we were away to Stoke he'd never come along.

Attack

Bobby Zamora: A strong man, but hated the gym intensely. Whenever it was time for deadlifts he'd start feeling his hamstring etc. This happened every single time we went to the gym. Fantastic guy though, I forgive him for being a great player and guy. One of the hosts mentioned Zamora had a great leap, Hangeland replied "didn't like heading the ball though."

Dimitar Berbatov: I've never seen a man get so many massages in my life. I'm certain he spent more hours getting massaged than he trained. Whenever we were in the gym working out Berbatov was getting massages. I knew the guy who gave him massages and usually at the end of the season the players give the physios a gift, a trip, a car, money whatever. He'd massaged Berbatov for hundreds of hours this season and he got, nothing. Absolutely nothing. Host mentions Berbatov having a six-pack and they conclude that this was because he ate very healthily and basically starved his way into a six-pack.

Emanuel Adebayor: Only played with him for 6 months but a quick story. I played for Fulham and he played for spurs. We were attacking and I was marking Adebayor in the midfield, suddenly he says "ahhh, I'm hungry". I replied "what?". "I can't wait for the game to finish, I'm so hungry. Do you know a good restaurant in London Hangeland?". Later when he came to Palace I started to realized where this came from. When we had strength workouts he would sit in the gym with just a cup of coffee and a muffin. He was being paid by City, Tottenham and Palace at the same time, and he was sitting in the gym drinking coffee. Incredible natural talent, very lazy.

si mai e asta care e fucking gold, too
Craig Bellamy

"During the handshakes before the game Bellamy took my hand, he was a head lower than me and he looked me straight in the eye and said "you fecking wanker". I was thinking what the hell, I've never even met you" Long story short he clattered him a few times during the game.

[Eddy DoubleD]

Zaha i-a raspuns pe twitter Ultimele doua tweets aici: https://twitter.com/wilfriedzaha

I don't appreciate old team mates telling lies just to stay relevant! It's sad

We all have different bodies so because I'm not constantly in the gym or doing the same as someone else doesn't mean I don't work hard ..

[Eddy DoubleD]

Etapa in mijloc de saptamana. Fun

Bellerin nu joaca. La fel, Lloris nu joaca pentru Spurs.